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professordumbeldore:

professordumbeldore:

do you have 67 protons because you’re a image

If anyone else reblogs this I will cry for eternity 

Lmao

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  • me: constantly horny and hungry

HOLY SHIT TUMBLR

  • OK SO TODAY WAS MY LAST game of my summer softball league and i hit a FUCKING HOMERUN. IVE NEVER EVEN HIT A DOUBLE BEFORE. everyone on my team high-fived me. it was like in the movies where the underdog team's quiet nerdy guy who is inexplicably on the team comes back and makes an impossible play to win the game except it was REAL. (and we still lost).
  • Just remember tumblr, anything is possible.
  • believe in your dreams.
  • brush after every meal.
  • Love Andy